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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Quia quia unde harum qui quas.

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?